I posted an article from Standard Issue magazine last week complaining about the number of people who assume you will have more than one child. Bless them, the interfering souls.
I have since realised the main reason for having another child.
It is to avoid having leftover food. I am currently ordering our Christmas food. Croissants come in packs of 4, 8 or 10. None of them divisible by 3. Sausages come in 8s. Why? What’s wrong with 6?
People with two children. that’s what. They dominate the market and now I’m having to deal with their fallout. Grrrr…